Anyone have any interesting experiences at a nude beach?

Mine for today was at a visit to the clothing optional end of Baker Beach in SF. I was laying on my back on my towel, enjoying watching all the lovely people enjoying the beautiful day, enjoying the feeling of the warm sun and gentle breeze on my dick, when 2 attractive young ladies came along and sat about 15 feet straight in front of me. They both remained dressed, one in a swimsuit and one in a very short skirt and loose fitting blouse. After about a half hour I noticed them laying on their stomachs giggling and looking at their cell phones. I looked away for a while and quickly glanced back and caught one taking a pic of me with my legs spread wide. She quickly lowered the cell phone thinking I hadn't caught her.

So, I naturally started looking off in other directions and posing in various positions. I'm sure they both got a good number of pics of my dick and balls in various poses, including some with partial erection. I thoroughly enjoyed being the center of their attention. I can imagine what a sexy woman must feel when she is able to get a man's attention by showing a bit of cleavage.

When they got up to leave I asked them if they got some good pictures. One laughed guiltily and denied taking any, said she would have had to ask permission first. I said I would have given permission, and would have felt flattered. After all, I am 67 and they were probably late 20's.

 

I've never been to a nude beach. But you mentioned Baker Beach. I was on a boat ride around the Bay recently and the tour guide said that Baker is pretty much all gays now. Is that true? From the experience that you relate, I assume it's not completely true. I've wanted to go to Baker for years. A GF and I planned to go several times last summer/fall but every time the high temperature was predicted to be like in the low 60s. Do you go often? Would you recommend it for a couple of women?

 

The few times I have been to nude beaches I couldn't hide my hard on, I felt kind of self conscious, only because I had read up on the naturalism of nude beaches and how it's not meant to be taking in a sexual way.

Couldn't help it, the sun and breeze felt great.
After awhile my gfs convinced me it was ok. Getting a tan on the entire length of my dick has done wonders for future hook ups.

 

Nude beach? Why would anyone go there?

 

Firstly, I call BS. Or at least vast exaggeration of a real but less exciting event.

I've been to a naturist resort in the mountains. I wasn't gawking at anyone and if anyone had a hardon they weren't making it obvious. A lot of naturist resorts and beaches are family-friendly and it's considered rude to stare, comment, or show arousal. That's what towels are for, or one thing towels are for. The other is to put under you when you sit down on furniture.

I'm not saying there aren't hedonistic get-aways where open sexuality is allowed, but your average naturist beach or campground is not intended for that.

Advice, beyond "don't be a creep": remember to wear sunscreen everywhere. And bug spray. Mosquito bites on the genitalia are no fun.

 

Benefits of having friends with beach front houses.

 

It wasn't a nude beach but it was really early in the morning and no one was around so I said fuck it and left my clothes in the car. I lost track of time and how far I walked, heading back to my car I see these two little old ladies walking towards me, I was like fuck me, so I buried myself in the sand, and the only thing that was sticking out was my pecker. When they were walking past me one lady got her cane and swung like she was teeing off and whacked my prick, her friend asked her what she did that for, she said when I was young I couldn't find one and now they're growing wild.

 

I'm pretty sure I've told this on another thread around here so I'll give the Reader's Digest version here.
Most beaches on the gulf side of Mexico are ok with topless but generally, full nudity is frowned upon.
We were staying at Bahia Principe' in Akumal, Mexico and decided to wander up the beach and find a secluded spot for picture taking.
The beach area around there has many rocky outcroppings and tidal pools.
We started with me taking some topless pictures of Nina and soon the bottoms came off.
We took turns taking nude photos of each other but that soon lead to licking, sucking and fucking.
We finished and as soon as we were dressed a small group of Mexican soldiers stepped out of the tall grass and walked by us.
We said "Hola. Buenas tardes" they replied in kind and kept walking. We could hear them laughing and saying things that my limited Spanish didn't catch.

Now, I don't know for sure that they saw anything but the fact that they stepped out of "hiding" the second that Nina had her top re-tied is a huge coincidence if they weren't holding back watching.
We found out later that they make regular patrols along the beach looking for drug smugglers and making sure people aren't messing with the sea turtle nesting sites.

 

Baker is maybe the most well-known, and gets a lot of "newbies". The very north end is mostly regulars, mostly men but the day I was there probably 20% women. The rest of the C.O. part had quite a few people, more men than women. There were probably 8 or 10 groups of 2 or more women. Many remained clothed. I saw probably 60 or so topless women, maybe 25 of them totally nude. There were also a few single women, either topless or nude. Nobody seemed to bother them. I would say it would be perfectly safe for 2 women, even for just one. Go and have a good time. The first time naked in front of a bunch of people (many years ago) was really a thrill for me.

 

Sadly we don't have any here. Only private lakes on owned property. No waves

 

Private lakes are good too, but it was fun to play in and jump through the crashing waves in the nude and watch others doing same.

Amethyst10: mid 60's temp in SF on a sunny day is usually quite comfortable to be nude at the beach.

 

Also water temperature of 54 degrees Monday makes the scrotum shrivel up and the nipple perk up!

 

How about a strange one? The beach that I go to has a parking area and you have to walk about 100 yards to get naked, but you can walk as far as you want and many people go 300 to 500 yards or more to have privacy. People will use beach carts to haul their chairs, coolers, tents, or whatever.
So Im walking the beach about 300 yards in and this guy has set up a homestead. Hard plastic fencing, suspended tarps , chair, and he is raking the sand over an area of about 20x10. He was using a full size leaf rake. He was by himself but could have seriously done an episode of HGTV.

 

At Hippie Hollow in Austin, we've never seen people sneakiking or blatantly taking pics.

 

During the mid-1980’s I spent 2 months working in San Diego, while there I went to Black’s Beach. I used the very rugged and at times steep trail at the south end of the Torrey Pines glider port to gain access to the beach. One part of the trail was very steep, about 70 to 80 degrees, and required climbing down the face of the cliff in this area. There were a couple of dozen people along the length of the beach and their dress ranged from a few of the women wearing bathing suits with tops, some were topless and the majority nude. Some of the men wore bathing trunks or shorts, but again most were nude. I saw nothing to indicate that people were taking advantage of the lack of clothing to see someone that was naked. One thing of interest I saw as I walked the length of the beach were the wrecks of a few cars that had run off the cliff, three hundred feet above the beach. For me, the most erotic part of being on the beach was climbing back up the cliff to the glider port. I was following a couple who had been on the beach nude. He had put on a pair of shorts and she a thin cotton blouse and a wraparound skirt. When we reached the almost vertical part of the path he led the way, she followed and I was behind her. We were one above the other as we climbed up the cliff. In climbing I had to look up to see where I was going and in so doing I was looking directly up her skirt and at her naked crotch. I found getting back to the top of the cliff to be so strenuous that my legs ached for about four days. As a footnote, while I was at the glider port there was a man who attempted to get down to the beach but did not us the trail. He started going down the face of the cliff and after he had descended about a hundred feet he was not able to go any farther. To increase the predicament, he had put himself in, he was also not able to climb back up and had to be rescued from the face of the cliff.

 

Hubby and I love going to nude beaches. Most everything that happens there is interesting.
I love watching people trying to slyly get off and I love trying to get hubby or myself off without getting caught.
Maybe the most interesting thing I have noticed at nude beaches is that you don't see as much sexual activity as you would think.

 

We were at a adults only resort in Mexico and loving every moment. My wife sucked one of the servers that brought drinks out to the beach. We were in a 3 sided cabana with the front open to the beach. Several people watched he eagerly sucking his black cock.

 

I like to watch newbies get up the courage to take off their clothes in public for the first time. I also like to watch people trying to get off without being caught. Unfortunately, people getting caught in the act (especially guys) was the excuse for the Wisconsin DNR to close my favorite nude beach (Mazo beach along the Wisconsin river)

 

So anyways as to people taking pictures at nude beaches, I had headed out of my room beachside, and after a while of hunting seashells and just tanning, I look up to the room next to mine and this guy is blatantly getting all kinds of pictures in me in all kinds of poses. It really pissed me off so I stormed up to his room and looked, and sure enough there are a bunch of pics of me. So I said;

"What kind of a Neanderthal pervert are you to be getting all of these pics of me?! I'll nock you back into the last ice age! You'll think you just got hit by a comet!"

So he replies;

"Wut? All the guys is getting pics of you, wuts's wrong? Is you some kinda stuck up new age bitch? All the other guys are getting em too!"

So I stormed out of there and started checking out the other rooms beach side. Sure as shit, all of those primitive motherfuckers had all been getting pics!



















So, I went off on those pervy bastards like a saber tooth tiger....

...and now you know why they went extinct!

Perverts!

Hush....an alias

 

Nowhere near. Most lakes here have dirt and mud banks, not sand and shallow water is full of plants and such and the bottom is squishy.